WARNING: Lotsa Lana Del Rey

"When someone else's happiness is you happiness, that is love."
Lana Del Rey

"Every night I used to pray that I'd find my people- and finally I did- on the open road. We have nothing to lose, nothing to gain, nothing we desired anymore- except to make our lives into a work of art.

LIVE FAST. DIE YOUNG. BE WILD. AND HAVE FUN.

I believe in the country America used to be. I belive in the person I want to become, I believe in the freedom of the open road. And my motto is the same as ever- *I believe in the kindness of strangers. And when I'm at war with myself- I Ride. I Just Ride.*

Who are you? Are you in touch with all your darkest fantasies?
Have you created a life for yourself where you're free to experience them?
I Have.
I Am Fucking Crazy. But I Am Free."
Lana Del Rey (ending piece of her monologue in Ride))

"I was always an unusual girl."
Lana Del Rey

"Being alone and not feeling deeply connected to someone isn't something easy to deal with."
Lana Del Rey

"You only live twice or so it seems. One life for yourself and one for your dreams."
Lana Del Rey

"I don't know if I deserve a good man, but I think about it - sometimes."
Lana Del Rey

I TOLD YOU THERE WAS A LOT OF LANA DEL REY

"Its not called being gay, its called being FABULOUS!"
PewDiePie

"Man up or I'll beat you with my peace prize!"
Switzerland (Hetalia)

"I'm going to kill you until you are dead!"
Switzerland (Hetalia)

"No matter what you do, there is a small Asian child who can do it better than you."
karacoolbeans (some person on YouTube)

"I consider myself a really good judge of people and that's why I don't like none of them."
Roseanne

"The square root of rope is string."
Fact Core (Portal 2)

"That thing is probably some sort of raw sewage container. Go ahead and rub your face all over it."
GLaDOS (Portal)

"Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an unsatisfactory mark on your official testing record, followed by death."
GLaDOS (Portal)

"[the character has just destroyed part of GLaDOS] You think you're doing some damage? Two plus two is...
[sparking and fizzling noise]
Ten. IN BASE FOUR! I'M FINE!"
GLaDOS (Portal)

"Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much. Do you want to marry it? WELL I WON'T LET YOU! How does that feel?"
GLaDOS

"Why do we feel safe under blankets? It's not like a murderer will come in thinking I'm gonna kill you… Damn! She's under a blanket."
Someone somewhere on the interwebs.

"-Because you think I'm worth it?

-I absolutely think you're worth it."
Chloe and Derek (Darkest Powers)

There's actually a lot more. SO LET'S JUST CALL THIS PART ONE OKAI?